There's only one 'Old Glory'

Old Glory

 

Except for these previous Old Glories

  • Old GloryLiberty Tree Flag - Used to terrify pirates
  • Old GloryBetsy Ross Flag - Such a nice old biddy
  • Old GloryGuilford Flag - Lardbutt stars suck
  • Old GlorySerapis Flag - Acid trip?
  • Old GloryBennington Flag - There aren't 76 stars
  • Old GloryGrand Star Flag - Ah cute, a star of stars
  • Old GloryContintental Navy Flag - Be nice to snakes

And these, which I made up

  • Old GloryTake that Brits!
  • Old GloryMade in China
  • Old GloryCarter Forever!
  • Old GloryApple pie - not stolen from the Dutch.